Well how about that!

Paul Hogan of the Crocodile Dundee movies has been cleared to return home to the United States after being banned from leaving Australia last month over a tax dispute.

His lawyer explains:

“While the Commissioner and Mr. Hogan remain in dispute on more general taxation issues, Mr. Hogan continues to protest his innocence and denies any wrongdoing.”

Lucky break!

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Oh, shut it already!

Kat Von D was asked if she thought new boyfriend Jesse James is “The One” and she replied, “I believe he is, so yeah.”

She adds:

“It’s pretty obvious that we’re dating. It’s actually very new. Although, I’ve known Jesse for a long time, since I was 22-years-old. We’ve been friends forever and this is definitely something that I think we weren’t expecting, and it’s been great.”

She believes he’s “The One” after being in a new relationship? Is she in junior high?!

Kat also thinks people should mind their own business saying:

“I think that it’s just a shame that people are interested in something that’s not so important to them. I think there’s a lot more positive things we could focus on and I urge everybody not to buy tabloids and watch TV, but that’s just me.”

This is Hollywood, honey!

Your business is EVERYONE’S business!

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If they do this right, it has the potential to not completely suck!

ABC has reportedly teamed with Dreamworks to develop a television series in the style of Paranormal Activity and The Blair Witch Project called The River!

Produced by Steven Schneider, Jason Blum, and Michael R. Perry, the series will be based on “found footage” of four people who go missing on the Amazon and capture bizarre shiz on their video camera!

Sounds like it could turn into a poor man’s version of Lost very quickly, but maybe we’ll give it a shot!

But they better not even THINK about throwing that sneaky Smoke Monster in there! We’ll flip a shiz!

What do U think? Would U watch The River??

Earlier in the week, Lindsay Lohan was spotted with Brit-Brit’s former manager Larry Rudolph and now, sources are reporting that she has officially signed him as her own manager.

Larry is no stranger to working with wonky, wild actresses – he was around when Britney took a buzz to her goldie locks.

Word is that LiLo is ready to jump right back into the game and is eager to take any and all projects presented to her.

But a close friend explains that Larry Rudy isn’t letting that fly. He is insisting she stay on “lockdown” for a bit so they can evaluate her future plans.

Smart man!

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The dawg himself, Randy Jackson!

Sources close to the franchise reveal that the last standing original American Idol judge will most definitley be back for the next season, but that an official announcement will be made when the rest of the panel is revealed.

And what of the other judges? Who are they? When will we know more?

According to a second source, that’s all still up in the air. The rest of the judge’s table remains to be officially filled, but as we mentioned previously, its rumored we should know the rest of the crew sometime after Labor Day!

That is, unless some pretty-faced, pain in the ass diva from the block doesn’t continue to hold things up!

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The extra who was in critical condition after an injury on the set of Transformers 3 has undergone brain surgery, and is now in stable condition.

Gabriella Cedillo was involved in a scene involving multiple cars when a tow cable that was pulling the vehicle she was in snapped, whipped around, broke the windshield, and smashed her in the head.

Thankfully, emergency fire and medical personnel were on the scene and quickly attended to her before she was airlited to the nearby Loyola University Medical Center.

We’re happy she’s OK! Hopefully Mr. Michael Bay will take some extra steps to make sure this doesn’t happen again, especially now that it seems like the movie is cursed!

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Tom Cruise isn’t really known for acting in horror movies. Do we really want him to start now?

Guillermo Del Toro, the man who famously bailed on The Hobbit movie, is thinking of casting Cruise as the lead in his 3-D feature film adapation of H.P. Lovecraft’s classic horror novella At The Mountains of Madness.

The drama cometh! Universal Studios, the production company backing Del Toro’s project, is interested in James McAvoy as the lead role, while Guillermo would prefer Tom Cruise.

Both actors have high profile projects on the horizon, which could make them solid, pertinent draws for this movie. Cruise will be starring in Mission: Impossible 4, while McAvoy will play a young Professor X in X-Men: First Class.

Del Toro has done some wonderful work and he’s an extremely talented filmmaker, but we’re not sure if we can take his side on this one.

Neither Cruise nor McAvoy have backgrounds in horror, but McAvoy is a young, ambitious actor who we’re just getting to know, and Tom Cruise has kind of overstayed his welcome.

Would U prefer to see Cruise or McAvoy in Del Toro’s new horror film?

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This story just gets more sad.

Montana Fishburne says that she wants nothing more to do with her dad, Laurence Fishburne, until he accepts her current career choice as a porn star.

She says that they have absolutely no communication with each other and she has no plans on contacting him “until he respects me and accepts me for who I am. I don’t think we will have much of a relationship.”

No Father/Daughter relationship should end up this way. Well, unless you’re the LOLhans.

Sad.

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When it comes to Jersey Shore, we expect explosive fights, grenades and landmines, RonRon juice, and spray tan…but one thing we DON’T anticipate is all of this bullshit!

Sammi “Doormat” Sweetheart has finally noticed what a fool she’s making of herself by continuing to get back with her on/off boyfriend, the scumbag Ronnie – who has repeatedly been caught cheating on the reality star – so now she’s trying to do damage control and justify her idiocy!

She says:

“I don’t think I wanted to believe it. I feel embarrassed now. I feel like I just leeched on to the person who was hurting me. I think he is actually really trying to show me the good instead of the bad. That’s what I hold on to all the time.”

Oh no, no, bb!

You hold on because you’re insecure and he manipulates you!

But like we said – if you can’t accept that for what it is, then you’re just as pathetic as he is!

MOVE ON, bb!

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Pul-leease!

The day Michael Lohan stops his famewhoring and exploitation of daughter Lindsay is the day that the universe implodes in on itself!

The douchebag, who was recently served with a cease and desist letter from LiLo’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley, for attempting to sell her old diary entries, is now claiming that he’s going to leave his little meal ticket alone!

And, of course, a whole lot of denial and other worthless bullshit.

He says:

“Why would she [Holley] do that at a time like this when she knows it’s going to drive a further wedge between my daughter and I? Especially when she knows it’s not true. I can verify that I did not try to sell these things. They were sent to me from an unknown person from a fake address in Salt Lake City, Utah. There were 14 different entries and only two of them related to what I think Lindsay is going through now. Because Lindsay was in rehab, I thought it was an important issue and that’s actually why I did come forward and discuss them. If I blame anyone now it’s myself, because maybe I shouldn’t even have gone and tried to make a point of this in the public eye. But at the same time, you know what? It’s an important issue.

I’m not going to tell Lindsay what to do anymore. It’s not my business. One mistake I’ve made in the past is that if Lindsay chooses to be around certain friends, I’m not going to get between them. If she wants to go out until 12, one, or two in the morning, that’s her business. I have to put myself in that position because it’s created some problems for me in the past. It’s said in AA and life in general that if we’ve had trouble with different people in the past, or if certain places bring back bad memories or if things we’ve done have had negative effects, then we should do our best to avoid them. But if Lindsay is smart, she’ll handle herself and she’ll be fine.”

We don’t see what the big revelation is here!

Lindsay’s never listened to a word he’s said (nor should she!) regardless of whether he’s speaking to the press or not about her!

Either way, there’s no way he’s keeping his mouth shut. We give it another 12 hours before he’s talking to the press about her again.

Thoughts??

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